If ya want the latest gossip, and ya really want it bad,
Being left out of the loop will likely make you go mad
Unless you come to me;
I've got it for free.
All you've gotta do is listen trustingly
To the story that I tell you- then feel free to tell your friends
Because the truth cannot be twisted if it's false when it begins.
Unfortunate Fairy Tales by younggaladriel, literature
Literature
Unfortunate Fairy Tales
A witch, named Creep, about to leap
From Big Ben on her broom
Mounted a rake in her mistake
Hence falling to her doom.
An elf, named Mel, who cast a spell
On Tim, the half vampire,
Began to weep when she saw Creep
And changed Tim to a tire.
In Tim's new state at a fast rate
He rolled down Downing Street
He saw the cop, but couldn't stop
Knocking him to his feet.
With no cop there to keep things square
All driving went to heck
And, Jim, the dragon's station wagon
Got into a wreck.
A scene of rage Jim then did stage
Flaming without relent
Before someone could fire a gun
Jim burned down parliament.
The morals three of this st
I saw some pro scatters today
They made me not want to stay
I looked like wet plaster
compared to those masters
And yet I could not look away.
I wish that I could scat like them
I would be much happier then
I'd zwee boop de bop
But when I try to stop
Another scat solo would stem.
I'd rock all my jazz competitions
Finding notes would be easy as fishin'
By the end of the year
I'd have made my carreer
And have book fulls of jazz compositions.
And then after my graduation
I'd attend the top school in the nation
And once I am done
I would likely become
A musician of great reputation.
As far as an instrument goes
Well, I would
The Lies of Religion by younggaladriel, literature
Literature
The Lies of Religion
Why is there religion?
So much to believe in
But only one thing can be true!
What's truly amusing
Is what we are using
To deliver and guide us,
Help and unite us,
Sure does help guide us apart.
So why do we follow
The lies of religion
That keep us from doing wrong?
Is it wrong to be Jewish?
Or Muslim? Or Buddhist?
Is it wrong to follow your heart?
And what kind of creator
Would be in favor
Of the damnation
Of those who don't believe?
We should be able to choose
What is ours to lose
Ours to give and receive
So why is there religion?
Because they all know
-not think that their way is right.
And now that we all have
You never know
You have heard the expression
"Only the good die young"
Which is featured in stories and songs,
But it could be said
Only the young die good
For innocence doesn't live long
People say that the good kids
always turn bad
Or that bad kids will learn to behave
But sometimes the good ones
Don't see much to be had
In crime, and the brats never change.
You never know as a parent
Who your child will be,
For nurture and nature
Could both be the key
And no matter how loving, or neglecting you are,
In the long run, we do as we please.
Even the purest of minds are corrupted
A child will grow to do wrong
You never can t
The TRUE meaning of Christmas by Kylemart, literature
Literature
The TRUE meaning of Christmas
I used to work and live in New York City, back in 2002. It was an OK job, but what I liked most were the hours and the availability. One day (my friend's birthday, as a matter of fact), I decided to head up to said friend's apartment with a bottle of wine and a small gift I had picked up earlier in the week, to leave it at the door for when they arrived home. I called the elevator, and waited for the car to stop at the lobby. Once the doors opened, I quickly scooted in and hit the button for the 32nd floor. The doors closed, and the elevator rose smoothly and quietly, with soft music playing from the speakers. It took me several moments to re
So, today was the last day of school. I feel really old, but other than that, not much has changed. I guess it'll hit later on or something. Getting robes tomorrow. Practicing the walk. That's all I have to say for now. Latahs!
I was getting really sick of seing the jolly drunk guy at the top of my page, so I decided to upload this journal.
We WOULD have a break right now if it weren't for all the freaking snow days we've had this year. *curses the forces of nature* Anyway, at least Seniors don't have to come back after graduation (which happens to be on June 15th for anyone who cares to know)
Short journal today
I don't know what else to say.
So, after a week of no electricity, the power finally came back on in the wee hours of the morning. I woke up at 2 to go to the bathroom and there were lights on! It's amazing... it's almost as if I woke up from a dream of darkness and dispare into a world full of shiny technology. "Computers? Dishwashers?? Television?? Refridgerators???" I'm sooo happy :D
I'm also very happy to know that none of my homwork will be due until next year XD Even though I haven't finished homework yet that was supposed to be due last Monday =p
Anyway, I'll be babysitting in about 40 minutes, and then going to a Christmas dinner tonight with my parents and the f